Quotes

How about sharing some of the those quotes that the midget has been sending me from One Realm Beyond:

“Darling, one should always have weapons at hand. But sometimes a sharp tongue parries an evil intent. A witty retort may stymie an enemy. And best of all, a kind and generous reply can take the wind out of the sails of a foe”

“Coward is not listed among our credentials”

“According to the speaker, this practice of thinking good thoughts would order the rest of your life. As if thinking about daisies would eradicate sewer problems.”

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